The Definitive Guide To Earworms

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1. Earworms - An Introduction (or: What are earworms?)

Earworms: songs, jingles, melodies and tunes that get stuck inside your head. Sounds familiar? Studies by marketing professor James J. Kellaris show that nearly 98% of people have had songs stuck in their head. His studies demonstrated that different people have varying susceptibilities to earworms, but that almost everybody has been afflicted with one at some time or another. Earworms seem to be very personal - each person tends to be haunted by his own demon tunes.

Professor Kellaris' studies popularized the term 'earworm', a loan translation of the German 'Ohrwurm'). But earworms are known by a large variety of names. For your convenience we have compiled The Official Earworm Synonym List:

  • Ohrwurms: Ich habe einen Ohrwurm!
  • Humbugs: The humbug kept me awake all night!
  • Aneurhythms: This aneurhythm is bad, bad, bad.
  • Musical Hook: My head is on a musical hook, man!
  • Involuntary Musical Imagery (INMI): It appears she's experiencing some sort of Involuntary Musical Imagery, doctor.
  • Tune Wedgies: I caught a tune wedgy on my way to work.
  • Sticky Tunes or Sticky Songs: I woke up with a sticky tune.
  • Cognitive Itch, Brain Itch or Auditory Itch: Somebody scratch this awful auditory itch!
  • Chiclete De Ouvido ('Ear Chewing Gum'): Maldito Chiclete de Ouvido!
  • Music Memes: Reports are rushing in that the music meme is spreading fast.
  • Song In My Head or Tune In My Head: I have a song in my head.
  • Oorworm: Ik haat oorwormen!
  • Head Songs: Whassup with yer head song?
  • Obsessive Musical Thought: She could not resist thinking obsessive musical thoughts.
  • Repetunitis: Repetunitis is a serious condition often affecting listeners of Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber.
  • Music Virus, Sound Virus or Viral Music: The music virus is everywhere!
  • Stuck Tune Syndrome or Stuck Song Syndrome or Last Song Syndrome: Today we will study the effects of Stuck Tune Syndrome.
  • Melodymania: You've turned into a bloody melodymaniac!
  • Humsickness:I am soooooo humsick.
  • Haunting Melody:I lay awake hearing the dreaded haunting melody.

What is your favorite earworm synonym? Type a new synonym or click an existing one below and then press submit.



2. The Origin Of Earworms (or: How to get an earworm)

Many people wonder how a song gets stuck in their head and won't let go. There are many theories, some more plausible than others. Virtually any song can become an earworm. However, songs that are simple, repetitive, and contain some incongruity are most likely to become stuck (Kellaris, 2003). Did you know that some songs are specifically written so that they contain a musical loop? Here's a great example.
Additionally, some people are said to be more prone to earworms than others, indicating that the phenomenon may be an interaction of musical properties and individual traits, rather than the result of musical properties alone.

One major cause of getting stuck with a song is exposure. Simply hearing the song will trigger your auditory itch. The freaky fact is that even the tiniest fragment of a song, an earwurm is enough to leave you humming for days! Somebody's crappy whistling, a car driving by with the stereo on, a shop you visit, earwurms are all around you.

But not all of them you can hear. There is also lyrical exposure. Just read the words "stop" (in the name of love), "sorry" (seems to be the hardest word) or even "why do birds..." (aargh). Many earworms spread through such (unintended) subliminal messaging. You read or hear a couple of words and Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, you've got the humbug. Twitter is a particularly notorious supplier.

And then there's the phenomenon of waking up humming something like La Da Di La Di Da. What happened while you were sleeping? Did your radio alarm clock play the song to wake you up? Did your brain started rearranging all the songs you know to make more space and started playing one by accident? Is it really an earworm that crawled inside? Or did you forget to pay the the Tune Fairy? Who knows?

Of course, it could also be that someone just earwurmed you!


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3. "Excuse me, do you know this tune...?" (or: How to identify an earworm)

Having a song stuck in your mind is terrible as it is, but quite often people are haunted by a tune they don't even know the title of! Here are 8 free ways to identify that song stuck in your head:

  • Midomi
    Midomi lets you sing or hum into the microphone and will then identify the track. Just hit the "click and hum or sing" box and do your thing.
  • Audiggle
    Audiggle is an application which can instantly tell you the song and artist name of anything playing on your PC. It captures a short clip of whatever audio is playing on your PC and will then search its database of similar clips, returning the answer.
  • Musipedia
    Musipedia offers five ways to identify your music, such as playing notes on a virtual piano, rythmic tapping on your keyboard, drawing musical notes on a scale and a melodic contour search using Parsons Code.
  • Tunatic
    Tunatic is free downloadable application for Mac and PC. Simply launch the app and blast your mic with the tune you want identified.
  • Shazam
    Shazam is a populair music identification application available across a variety of mobile devices such as iPhone and BlackBerry. Just download the app, load it up, and hit "tag now" at which point Shazam will listen for about 10 seconds before identifying the track.
  • Name My Tune
    Through NameMyTune.com you can identify a song by recording and uploading your 10-second clip so that another user can email you if he or she recognizes the song. You can also listen to recordings others have made.
  • Songtapper
    All you have to do is tap the song rhythm on your computer keyboard and SongTapper does the rest. After tapping is complete you will see a list of matching songs. It is claimed that thousands of daily visitors find it very helpful.
  • Earwurm.com
    Pretty obvious of course. Browse the Earwurm.com database and you're very likely to find your earworm. If not, you can always suggest it later when you've found it.

4. The Exorcising of The Earworm (or: How to get rid of your earworm)

Escaping from your haunting earworm is difficult. Every earworm is unique, has a different origin and has a different goal and came to you for a reason. There are no proven earworm exorcising methods, but many urban legends on getting rid of your earworm can be found online. According to this article women, musicians and people who are neurotic, tired or stressed are most prone to earworm attacks. This suggests that the easiest way to get rid of your earworm is relax and get enough sleep, stop making music or - probably the most difficult - stop being female.

Here's a list of well- and lesser-known earworm exorcising techniques:

  • Cinnamon candy
    Supposedly the intense flavor seems to be distracting that part of your brain.
  • Hear it out
    Find the song on YouTube or iTunes and listen to the complete song
  • Change the channel
    Find an even better and/or less irritating earworm on Earwurm.com.
  • Earworm Survival Technique #27
    Listen to Staying Alive by the Bee Gees.
  • Mash it up
    Sing aloud as many earworms as you can think of, without stopping. Your brain will get overwhelmed and the mishmash of tunes will cancel each other out and you'll be left in peace.
  • Drink alcohol
    Not for minors.
  • Don't cry
    Don't Cry for Me, Argentina is known for it's disturbing effect on the earworm.
  • Pass the dutchie
    Simple give it to someone else.
  • Badger Badger Badger
    Listen to the ever so funny Badger Badger Badger song. Earworms do not enjoy head-parties.
  • Play dead
    Do not resist the earworm. The more you try to get rid of an earworm, the more persistent it can become.
  • Do maths
    Count backwards from 100 (or another suitably large number) by 7s.
  • Zzzz
    Get more sleep.
  • Waiter... ?
    Use the Hair-in-my-soup three-step approach: Embrace it, Cancel it out or Pass it along.
  • Pray
    Close your eyes and pray to the anti earworm gods. Ancient Mayas believed there were gods that helped overcoming earworm damage.
  • Entertain it
    Buy an iPod or small pocket radio and bring it with you all day. Or play piano. Earworms tend to be silent when other music is present. They probably like a good song like everyone else.
  • Stomp it
    Picture the earworm as a real creature crawling out of your head, and imagine stomping on it.
  • Eiffel
    Go to the Eiffel Tower. No person has ever been reported to be having an Earworm on this massive steel building.
  • Celibacy
    Avoid music altogether.
  • Unhearit
    Go to Unhearit.com and refresh the song with a new earworm. But be aware that you'll have to keep visiting that site after picking up yet another earworm! :D
  • Don't go there
    Avoid Earwurm.com.

And if all else fails, find some relief with this song.


5. Global Worming (or: Earworm Statistics)

Want to know how many people have songs stuck in their head? Since april 21st, 2010 Earwurm.com has been studying Global Earworming Activity.

Twitter Activity Measurement (T.A.M.)
These numbers show the daily and all-time activity of earworms on Twitter.

Global Earworst Rating (G.E.R.)
The following list contains the top three most hated earworms:

You can vote for the Earworst yourself on the pages of Earwurm.com. Also visit the top 25 worst rated Earworms!



6. Earworm Resources



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